We don't always get the budget we want. Some of you have seen budgets cut to zero. Here are five signs your budget was slashed. Budget returned with a coupon for $0.50 off your next Starbucks purchase. You get an email from the budget committee that starts with ... Read More
In a world where teamwork is more than just a buzzword...in a world where creativity reigns supreme...in a world where Christian products are many times just rip-offs of what is popular in the secular society... The Top Ten Rejected Audio Team Slogans; 10. Reach out and mute someone. 9. Have it ... Read More
The sound booth is a great place for a sociological study of church attendees. After many years of observation, at more than one church, here are the top ten types of people occupying the church pews. Well, maybe the top ten worth mentioning in a "humor" post... ... Read More
Top Ten Signs The Sound Guy Is Having a Mental Breakdown: 10. His shirt reads "FOH - it's what's for dinner." 9. Repeatedly instructs the musicians to call them "Sir Sound Guy." 8. Before the service, walks around mumbling, "500 mega-hertz and all is ... Read More
IMPORTANT Sound techs, please distribute to all church members: Whenever you are having problems, be it with the church microwave, a video player, or the church web site; please track down the church sound tech. They can easily be identified using the following criteria. Pay ... Read More
Sound tech's hear the same sermon at each service time. They have the opportunity to learn from each sermon regardless of the repetition. Therefore, I present to you the top five thoughts of a sound tech during a three-service Sunday. This particular Sunday, the focus is on ... Read More
A posting from last year: A little sound tech parody of "The Night Before Christmas." ... Read More
Many years ago, Arthur C. Clarke penned the famous book, 2001: A Space Odyssey, which eventually became a critically acclaimed movie. What many people do not realize is that Arthur was, at one time, a sound techie. The movie was birthed out of a life-changing event that occurred to him ... Read More
