We've all seen a musician give us the "up" sign for turning up their monitor during a song. Maybe the guitarist bounces up and down or raises his guitar neck as a signal. What if the sound guy (or gal) had their own signals... The head shake: "You really don't want me to do that." The head ... Read More
Sound Tech Parody – Twas the night before Christmas
A posting from last year: A little sound tech parody of "The Night Before Christmas." ... Read More
Top Ten Signs The Sound Guy Is Having a Mental Breakdown
Top Ten Signs The Sound Guy Is Having a Mental Breakdown: 10. His shirt reads "FOH - it's what's for dinner." 9. Repeatedly instructs the musicians to call them "Sir Sound Guy." 8. Before the service, walks around mumbling, "500 mega-hertz and all is ... Read More
Top Ten Rejected Audio Team Slogans
In a world where teamwork is more than just a buzzword...in a world where creativity reigns supreme...in a world where Christian products are many times just rip-offs of what is popular in the secular society... The Top Ten Rejected Audio Team Slogans; 10. Reach out and mute someone. 9. Have it ... Read More
Top Six Ways to Identify the Sound Tech At Church
IMPORTANT Sound techs, please distribute to all church members: Whenever you are having problems, be it with the church microwave, a video player, or the church web site; please track down the church sound tech. They can easily be identified using the following criteria. Pay ... Read More