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Top Six Ways to Identify the Sound Tech At Church

Topics: humor By: Chris Huff January 28, 2010

IMPORTANT

Sound techs, please distribute to all church members:

Whenever you are having problems, be it with the church microwave, a video player, or the church web site; please track down the church sound tech.  They can easily be identified using the following criteria.  Pay particular attention to #6.

1.  Carries a ceramic coffee cup around the church while everyone else has their paper Starbucks and McDonalds cups.
2.  Mumbles in a way typically reserved for those over the age of 85.
3.  Roams the sanctuary, looking at the speakers.
4.  Occupies the best parking spot every week.
5.  Wears a buttoned shirt, tie, dress pants, and a pair of running shoes.
6.  It's NOT the person walking around with a copy of the service schedule marked up in red and yellow, asking "how am I supposed to pull this off?"  Ignore them, even if they match number 1 through 5 and can be seen in the sound booth.   Approaching this person with your questions could result in bodily injury in which the church is not responsible.    
 

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