There are six things I wish someone would have told me when I started in church audio production. They’re simple to understand yet, no one talks about them. That ends today.
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My early days of audio production were simple. A set of hanging choir mics, two lectern mics, two wired microphones and too many empty channels on that old Mackie SR24:4 analog mixer. It’s safe to say I didn’t have much to do. I didn’t even have to worry about mixing monitors. As a matter of clear public record, I was the church’s very first sound guy and working on their very first audio system. For those reasons, I often heard the words, “great job.”
I had no idea that was far from the norm.
Since then, I’ve mixed at a lot of places, churches included, and I can say, without a doubt, that it doesn’t matter what church or theater or venue you are at, it’s far from what Sheila E. would call the Glamorous Life.
One day, I’m standing over a trash can cleaning out the hard crusty wax from a set of in-ear headphones. Another day, I’m mixing the service and there, a row ahead of me, are two people talking through the worship music. And then there are the days of dealing with requests to raise the temperature, lower the blinds, or provide directions to somewhere within the church…all within ten seconds of the service starting.
That isn’t to say I dislike what I do or find it burdensome. As a matter of pure fact, I love it. What I don’t love, or should I say I didn’t love, was finding out about all the things no one tells you about. It’s the stuff not found in books or magazine articles. It’s more the type of stuff that comes out when seasoned sound guys start telling war stories.
And it’s this very stuff that I’m telling you about today.
The stories I’m about to mention are true though names may be changed to protect the guilty. Most are stories that happened to me. Others, well, are from sources who would rather remain anonymous.
1. Worst-case scenarios really do happen.
Let me make it clear, if something can break, blow up, catch fire, power down, or in any way outright fail at the worst time possible, it will. And I haven’t even mentioned what happens when a guitar player busts a string. As one worship leader I know says, “why is it always my G-string”
There are a variety of worst-case scenarios if you think about it. Mixer dies, pastor’s mic dies, people stop tithing their 10%. Whatever it is, these things happen. But before I talk about preparing for them, I want to tell you a short story and see if it doesn’t send chills down your spine.
My friend was mixing the service and everything was going great. There was even another person who was in the sound booth, shadowing him, as part of the audio production learning process. Suddenly, without warning, the equipment in the sound booth shut down, the house speakers fell silent, and the band stopped playing.
Every techs nightmare, right?
My friend quickly looked around and realized that the other guy swiveled in his chair and his knee hit a power switch on a floor rack unit. Worst-case scenario and yet a simple solution.
So, what do you do about worst case scenarios?
You plan for them. The simplest thing I learned to do was to map out the signal flow of all the audio equipment in the room. I’ve done this everywhere I’ve gone and once even found myself re-wiring a system because it was so messed up.
When you know how the signal flows, you know where to look when something stops working.
Start at the mixer and go backward. Let’s say you stop getting a channel’s output in the house speakers. What does the channel signal meter show? Is it getting anything? If not, check the gain, check the connection, check the wireless receiver, check the stage, check the source. If you are getting a signal, make sure the channel isn’t in a mute group or in some other group that isn’t being used. Check the signal on the amplifier. You get the idea.
Learn how the signal flows and you’ll do great.
But let me get back to the idea of making a plan.
Create plans for dealing with worst-case scenarios.
Create a plan for the power going out. Make a plan in case the mixer dies. Would you pull in a backup mixer, get one from a youth room, or do something else?
Here’s the thing, when something goes wrong, you aren’t allowed to panic, at least not outwardly. What you should do is follow a four point routine:
- Relax – you’ll think clearer. Take a deep breath and then move to step 2.
- Assess the situation. Look around at what the equipment is doing and what is going on onstage. Don’t assume you know what the problem is.
- Take in the information and make a plan. Maybe it’s as simple as having another microphone handed to someone on stage. Maybe it’s much more complex.
- Execute on that plan. If that plan doesn’t work, assess the situation again and make a new plan and execute on it.
The best way to deal with these worst-case scenarios is to plan for them. However, if you’re surprised by something you didn’t see coming, then follow that process of Relax, Assess the situation, Make a Plan, and Execute on it.
2. It’s a Dirty Job
Whether it’s cleaning out the wax from in-ear headphones or wiping off microphones, it’s a dirty job. I’ve had to crawl under places as I waved at the friendly neighborhood spiders. I’ve had to lube up a snake cable to feed through conduit and then pull it out the other end. That one still makes me squirm.
There isn’t much you can do about this part of the job other than to accept it.
I’ve had techs tell me they had people who wanted to volunteer but only if they mixed. They didn’t want to do the less glamorous work, like stage prep or cleaning equipment.
I don’t mind the hard work. I don’t even mind getting dirty. But when it comes to things like cleaning out wax, I just keep one thought in my mind – this is a ministry job and part of my work is serving people.
3. The Shure SM58 microphone makes a handy weapon.
What I mean by that is live audio production is stressful. The schedule changes. Things break. Personalities clash. And, there are no do-overs. IT’S LIVE, BABY!
There will be days you want to walk out the door. Most every professional live engineer I’ve met has had such a moment. I know one who was so frustrated with the ridiculous demands of the musicians during the soundcheck that he walked out of the sanctuary and almost walked out the church doors. But he didn’t walk. He took a few deep breathes, walked back in and tried to meet their needs, and then only later did he have a sit down meeting with the worship leader to work out the problems.
It can be stressful, but that comes with the job.
I had a congregation member yell at me about the volume during the church service. I maintained my composure, told him it was within the range the church leadership deemed acceptable and I told him who he could contact after the service. Then he proceeded to tell me he was going to walk to the front of the church and say something. I’m not sure how he was going to do that with the band on stage. I gently but firmly repeated to him who he could talk to after the service. Eventually, he sat back down.
Did I think he was being ridiculous? Yes. But I also figured that the anger he had over the volume was rather extreme and likely, he had something else going on in his life. As it turned out, he did and me, the sound guy, was an easy target for his anger.
Of course, there’s also the stress of working in a live production environment where we can’t hit pause or call for a redo.
All this being said, you need a way to manage your stress.
There are a few things that will help:
- Know what’s out of your control. Don’t worry about the audio system dying if it’s never shown a sign of problems.
- Learn from your mistakes. Don’t stress over things like “what if that happens again.” Make a plan to deal with it if it does.
- Know that small mistakes are usually forgotten. It’s easy to stress about a mistake you’ve made, like a missed mic cue but for most little things, the congregation has quickly forgotten about it.
- Find a mentor or fellow tech for post-service debriefing and venting. Whatever you do, don’t vent when you’re in the sound booth. You’re seen as a representative of the church and how you behave is a reflection on the church.
- Learn to act and not react. When stressed, we tend to react to things in a way we shouldn’t. Instead of lashing out at someone, consider the situation and what’s best to resolve the problem. Maybe a short-term solution will work and you work with the person later for a better solution.
- Eat healthy, exercise, get a good night’s sleep, and if you’ve got some deep-seeded problems, seek professional help. I promise you, the older you get, the more you’ll find this last point the most helpful.
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Moving on to the next point,
4. Great mixing doesn’t guarantee great worship.
There are days when the band is great and the mix is great and everything seems perfect. Yet, not everyone is worshiping and praising God. Good audio production creates an environment conducive for worship. That’s ALL it can do.
It’s a hard truth in that a great mix doesn’t guarantee a great worship experience but the flip side is really cool; a great worship time doesn’t depend on a great mix. I recall a service when my mix could have been better as it sounded a bit off to me. After the service, I heard someone say how great the band sounded and how much they enjoyed the worship time. Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there will be worship, regardless of the level of production.
Let me go a different route with this.
I’ve mixed a variety of styles of worship and I’ve been in the congregation for several others. I’m not here to say which was best. What style was great for one congregation wasn’t doing anything for me. To each their own.
Moving past style, I’ve seen some small churches with questionably skilled musicians and so-so mixing where the congregation was fully into their worship. Obviously, there’s a greater factor present than the quality of the band or the mix. Can those things impact the quality of the worship? Yes, but they can’t control it.
I’ve talked about how audio and video and lighting can work together to create an emotional environment that, in some way, ushers people into worship. A few people said that’s why they hate production because it attempts to create something false. Does it? To that I say no, at least not in a way designed to fool the congregation. For example, walk into a fancy restaurant and they’ll probably have relaxing music on. They want your dining experience to be relaxing. With production work, it’s much the same.
Let me wrap this part up by saying our goal should always be to create an audio production that benefits the congregation but it can’t guarantee anything.
5. and this one really bugs me….People talk during the music.
Sitting in the sound booth gives me the ability to watch people. I can watch who comes in late and who leaves early. I can see who is texting, playing Candy Crush, or checking Facebook. And…grrrrr…I can watch the talkers. Sometimes, they’re close enough to be heard. The band is playing, people are worshiping, and then a Mr. or Mrs. decides it’s time to talk.
I don’t mean, “don’t forget to call your mother.” I mean, “I’m not sure what we should do for lunch today. I was thinking about seafood but then Bill doesn’t like seafood and then Marge, remember Marge? Anyway, she had that outpatient thing last week and that reminds me, did you make an appointment with your endocrinologist? If not, it’s ok because when I stop by the bank on Monday I can… blah blah and blah.” And that’s not a judgement on women. I see men do this as well.
Some people just don’t get it. It’s their loss.
6. The Most Important.
I’ve often said that church audio is ministry work but it’s also the least recognized so for number six, you need to learn to rejoice.
The congregation walks in the sanctuary and a short while later walks out. They experience an hour or two of a service while you’ve put in two or three times that in prep work. They don’t know that. They don’t need to. What they need to do when they are there is marvel at the one great God.
And they can do that because you’ve done the grunt work.
It took over 3,000 people 410 days to build the Empire State Building. This includes installation of approximately 17 million feet of telephone wire. If you walked into building when it was first completed, you’d have seen beautiful carpeting and newly painted walls and shiny windows. But what’s under the carpeting? Subflooring. What’s behind the paint? Drywall and metal.Stuff put up by people doing the grunt work.
It’s OK that you’re doing the grunt work behind the scenes because the congregation isn’t there to pay tribute to your hard work, they are present to worship God.
Rejoice because God’s using you so people can focus their attention on Him.
“Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ.”
God sees your service and when you realize your work in church audio production is a partnership with Him then you’ll realize you really are living the Glamorous Life.